Nice to see you too, dog.
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I am no longer afraid to die.
I don’t normally reblog things with this many notes but I have to say publicly that whoever made this should get some kind of White House commendation.
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.